Statman Crothers is the first paid consultant of FenwayNation. Crothers honed his statistical skills while working as a night watchman at the NECCO wafer factory in Cambridge. He reports from his Mom's basement in Ennui, Kansas.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Welcome To The StatMan Crothers Report!
My Future Paycheck (Ha! Ha!)
Hello, my name is StatMan Crothers (that's me in that cool picture
over there). I'm pleased to join the staff of FenwayNation as the lead
statistical consultant for the site. I have been assured that I will be
paid for my services* with negotiable coupons from GameStop. How cool is
that? I look forward to sharing with you my thoughts on all the little
interesting statistical quirks about the Red Sox. The way I look at it,
that's what makes baseball so much fun—lots of neat scatter plots and
regression analyses. Yes! Hopefully, this "gig" will get me noticed by
the front office over there on Yawkey Way. Keep your fingers crossed!
*Editor's Note: No salary agreement has been reached with StatMan Crothers.