Welcome To The StatMan Crothers Report!

My Future Paycheck (Ha! Ha!)

Hello, my name is StatMan Crothers (that's me in that cool picture over there). I'm pleased to join the staff of FenwayNation as the lead statistical consultant for the site. I have been assured that I will be paid for my services* with negotiable coupons from GameStop. How cool is that? I look forward to sharing with you my thoughts on all the little interesting statistical quirks about the Red Sox. The way I look at it, that's what makes baseball so much fun—lots of neat scatter plots and regression analyses. Yes! Hopefully, this "gig" will get me noticed by the front office over there on Yawkey Way. Keep your fingers crossed!

*Editor's Note: No salary agreement has been reached with StatMan Crothers.